Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly was one shady customer; he'd already been caught slipping the wax jumbotron to Mad Ginger "The Ambulance" Van Der Plank and now here he was trying to dust off Jack "Untitled" Von Doom Jr with a lawnmower made of sailors. This wasn't going to be pretty.
Thanks to MB!
Frankie "Four Arms" O'McReilly was one shady customer; he'd already been caught slipping the wax jumbotron to Mad Ginger "The Ambulance" Van Der Plank and now here he was trying to dust off Jack "Untitled" Von Doom Jr with a lawnmower made of sailors. This wasn't going to be pretty.
Thanks to MB!
Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors
Posted by SoMeOnE at 2:29 PM Labels: comping-trip-gone-awry
Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.
Thanks to Angel! Original is here!
Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors
Posted by SoMeOnE at 2:29 PM Labels: comping-trip-gone-awry
Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.
Thanks to Angel! Original is here!
Oh Besame, why can't you Bedifferent?
Thanks to Rubén! Original is here![warning: ladies in their grundies]
Oh Besame, why can't you Bedifferent?
Thanks to Rubén! Original is here![warning: ladies in their grundies]
Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach
Posted by SoMeOnE at 2:30 PM Labels: comping-trip-gone-awry
Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!
Props to Jordan!
Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach
Posted by SoMeOnE at 2:30 PM Labels: comping-trip-gone-awry
Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!
Props to Jordan!
You can never be too rich or too thin, but Proenza Schouler are working on it.
Thanks to Meagan and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
You can never be too rich or too thin, but Proenza Schouler are working on it.
Thanks to Meagan and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.
Thanks to Marek!
No, see, a wave from the sea is in front of her arm. Or her arm is super bendy! Hey actually I think that's his arm and he's holding the bottle behind his head. The way you do. Actually there's another woman behind them waving the champagne. The photographer probably saw it and decided to keep it in because the camera said "Memory full." Super pro guys do stuff like that all the time, it's called literal thinking. Maybe the guy has an arm growing out of his neck, and they thought he was going to die but they found a cure and that's why they're drinking champagne.
Thanks to Marek!
In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!
Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.
In Sucker Punch, the exciting new movie from Zack Snyder, a young girl has her head swell up so she looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy she imagines herself with a normal size head and a tiny body. It all ends in a madcap chase with bongo music and a surprise guest appearance by the Elephant Man. Three thumbs up!
Thanks to Stefanie! Imdb page in case you are unable to believe this is real.
Jezebel has a nice story on Ann Taylor's amazing bid to be the home of the most ridiculous retouching ever. Apparently besides retouching images with the finesse of a prison tattooist, the site managed to post both retouched and unretouched versions of the same images.
Thanks to RG!
Jezebel has a nice story on Ann Taylor's amazing bid to be the home of the most ridiculous retouching ever. Apparently besides retouching images with the finesse of a prison tattooist, the site managed to post both retouched and unretouched versions of the same images.
Thanks to RG!
From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.
*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.
Props to Zeronill! Original is here!
From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.
*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.
Props to Zeronill! Original is here!
You know, it's true. There really is no substitute for talent. Good proof guys.
Edit: Room58 sent an amazingly optimistic request for us to take our precis of their hopelessly bad artwork down.
Original is here! Thanks to Ciara!
You know, it's true. There really is no substitute for talent. Good proof guys.
Edit: Room58 sent an amazingly optimistic request for us to take our precis of their hopelessly bad artwork down.
Original is here! Thanks to Ciara!
Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.
Props to Claire!
Dear Rolling Stones Magasine, I am awesum @ PhotoShop! I wud like to do your cover! Cn i? Pls pls pls? Awesum! I am nine and a hafl.
Props to Claire!
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
Thanks to Manu!
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
Thanks to Manu!
These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.
Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!
These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.
Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!
British Rail: Featuring The iStockPhoto Not-Too-Pretty Girl
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:53 PM Labels: inadvertent amputation
You asked:
Were you in a horrible accident?
Lisa says:
I'm unable to tell you what is going on at a particular station. However, take a look at the page I'm loading for you now, which has information about latest incidents taking place.
Thanks to Tom Q! Original is here!
British Rail: Featuring The iStockPhoto Not-Too-Pretty Girl
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:53 PM Labels: inadvertent amputation
You asked:
Were you in a horrible accident?
Lisa says:
I'm unable to tell you what is going on at a particular station. However, take a look at the page I'm loading for you now, which has information about latest incidents taking place.
Thanks to Tom Q! Original is here!
Create a unique ambiance around the home. Decorative and enchanting, the IMAGEO Candlelights will eliminate your unwanted husband at the flick of a switch.
Thanks to JP! Original is here!
Create a unique ambiance around the home. Decorative and enchanting, the IMAGEO Candlelights will eliminate your unwanted husband at the flick of a switch.
Thanks to JP! Original is here!
Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!
Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!
Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!
Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!
I'm just going to leave this here.
Thanks to Jens!
I'm just going to leave this here.
Thanks to Jens!
Bonjour toutes les fans de PsD qui parlent francais. Evidentlyement, il y a des persons qui pensant que nobody noticeront un missing foot. Nous sommes ca nobody!
Merci a Sandra!
Bonjour toutes les fans de PsD qui parlent francais. Evidentlyement, il y a des persons qui pensant que nobody noticeront un missing foot. Nous sommes ca nobody!
Merci a Sandra!
It isn't long ago that people couldn't not imagine a future without images like this; an image that you would have to print over ten million times to reach the moon - and back!
Thanks to blogging alias! Original is here!
It isn't long ago that people couldn't not imagine a future without images like this; an image that you would have to print over ten million times to reach the moon - and back!
Thanks to blogging alias! Original is here!
Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.
Thanks to Helen! Original here!
Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.
Thanks to Helen! Original here!
The febrile and jejune mainstream media is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, while apposite and meritorious blogs like this one are obsessed with her navel. Does it just roam around her body in the manner of a peripatetic leech? We should be thesaurus error!
Thanks to Erin R and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
The febrile and jejune mainstream media is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan, while apposite and meritorious blogs like this one are obsessed with her navel. Does it just roam around her body in the manner of a peripatetic leech? We should be thesaurus error!
Thanks to Erin R and everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:30 PM Labels: baroque anatomy
AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!
Vogue: And Don't Get Me Started On The Airbrushing
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:30 PM Labels: baroque anatomy
AGE ISSUE: WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR BUTT?
Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Bigger version here, courtesy of Go Fug Yourself!
AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]
Thanks to Ali! Original is here!
AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]
Thanks to Ali! Original is here!
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