In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."
Thanks to Erica!
In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."
Thanks to Erica!
Mixing line work and photography is a difficult task graphically. It requires excellent judgement and carefully feathered masking to SCREW IT JUST USE A CLIPPING PATH ITS ONLY THE COVER
Thanks to Erin! Original is here!
Mixing line work and photography is a difficult task graphically. It requires excellent judgement and carefully feathered masking to SCREW IT JUST USE A CLIPPING PATH ITS ONLY THE COVER
Thanks to Erin! Original is here!
Christmas Caper: You Broke The Lameometer
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:15 PM Labels: i'll-do-it-when-we-get-back-from-the-pub
I guess, technically, it is a DVD cover.
Thanks to Faith M. Original is here.
Christmas Caper: You Broke The Lameometer
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:15 PM Labels: i'll-do-it-when-we-get-back-from-the-pub
I guess, technically, it is a DVD cover.
Thanks to Faith M. Original is here.
Toy Boy is the first part of the trilogy of fail that is the Spread disaster. Recurrent theme: Implausible sunglasses.
Thanks to Pekka! Original is here!
Toy Boy is the first part of the trilogy of fail that is the Spread disaster. Recurrent theme: Implausible sunglasses.
Thanks to Pekka! Original is here!
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, Nelle P sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, Nelle P sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Sub-club-flyer-quality comping? ☑
Photoshop beginners' tutorial bubbles? ☑
Mediocre cutout? ☑
Impossibly lame boob job? ☑
Thanks to everyone who sent this in; original is here! Warning: contains pictures of Paris Hilton
Sub-club-flyer-quality comping? ☑
Photoshop beginners' tutorial bubbles? ☑
Mediocre cutout? ☑
Impossibly lame boob job? ☑
Thanks to everyone who sent this in; original is here! Warning: contains pictures of Paris Hilton
Justine Bateman: Excuse Me I Have To Return Some Videotapes
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:02 PM Labels: inadvertent amputation
Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now. A decade where men had women's haircuts, where stockbrokers wore legwarmers and padded shoulders were de rigeur. A decade where no one cared if you included all the legs in your cover. Good times.
Thanks to Jennifer S!
Justine Bateman: Excuse Me I Have To Return Some Videotapes
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:02 PM Labels: inadvertent amputation
Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now. A decade where men had women's haircuts, where stockbrokers wore legwarmers and padded shoulders were de rigeur. A decade where no one cared if you included all the legs in your cover. Good times.
Thanks to Jennifer S!
No, no, that's OK, I understand, $85 per hour. [...] That's fine, but our budget is $10. [...] Can you do it for $10? [...] You can't because you're trying to run a business? I see, well, [...] OK, perhaps I'll have my friend's son do it. [...] Yes, he'll do it for $10. [...] Actually I'm sure it will turn out fine thank you very much. [ANGRILY HANGS UP PHONE]
Thanks to Sean M! Original is here!
No, no, that's OK, I understand, $85 per hour. [...] That's fine, but our budget is $10. [...] Can you do it for $10? [...] You can't because you're trying to run a business? I see, well, [...] OK, perhaps I'll have my friend's son do it. [...] Yes, he'll do it for $10. [...] Actually I'm sure it will turn out fine thank you very much. [ANGRILY HANGS UP PHONE]
Thanks to Sean M! Original is here!
That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.
Thanks to Bryan S! Same-size-but-will-dispel-lingering-sense-of-disbelief version here!
That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.
Thanks to Bryan S! Same-size-but-will-dispel-lingering-sense-of-disbelief version here!
M.Officer: Alien Shapeshifter Lousy At Humans
Posted by SoMeOnE at 12:54 PM Labels: artistic-licence-revoked
Sir! Put down the crack pipe and move away from the keyboard.
Thanks to Rogério!
M.Officer: Alien Shapeshifter Lousy At Humans
Posted by SoMeOnE at 12:54 PM Labels: artistic-licence-revoked
Sir! Put down the crack pipe and move away from the keyboard.
Thanks to Rogério!
Sharper Image: Now With X-Rays
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:59 PM Labels: newfangled-gizmo-meets-ditzy-art-department
That's a pretty powerful projector.
Thanks to Screenwright!
Sharper Image: Now With X-Rays
Posted by SoMeOnE at 1:59 PM Labels: newfangled-gizmo-meets-ditzy-art-department
That's a pretty powerful projector.
Thanks to Screenwright!
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE HAVE PHOTOS OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS' CROTCH!
Thanks to Fernando!
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE HAVE PHOTOS OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS' CROTCH!
Thanks to Fernando!
Boom ♫ tisha ♬ TISHa boom ch-ch-ch-♫ tisha ♬ TISH ☃ BREAK DANCE!
Thanks to Chris L!
Boom ♫ tisha ♬ TISHa boom ch-ch-ch-♫ tisha ♬ TISH ☃ BREAK DANCE!
Thanks to Chris L!
You call that twirling? Twirl harder! Twirl goddammit!
Thanks to George K!
You call that twirling? Twirl harder! Twirl goddammit!
Thanks to George K!
Lovely darlings, lovely, Emma can you awkwardly move your leg behind his leg so it looks as though it's been amputated? You can't? Don't worry darling we'll fix it later.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Lovely darlings, lovely, Emma can you awkwardly move your leg behind his leg so it looks as though it's been amputated? You can't? Don't worry darling we'll fix it later.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
This is so typical of modern multinational media conglomerates like um Lame Giant who are like fascists when it comes to er the representation of women's bodies and their agenda is for everyone to feel bad that their belly button is in the wrong place because there's this group of like five men in New York who decide what everyone should look like rewrite this bit and real women have curves and normal centered belly buttons er we should be free to look like whatever we want so we demand a law to ban this kind of image.
Thanks to Sarah L, via Jezebel! Original here!
This is so typical of modern multinational media conglomerates like um Lame Giant who are like fascists when it comes to er the representation of women's bodies and their agenda is for everyone to feel bad that their belly button is in the wrong place because there's this group of like five men in New York who decide what everyone should look like rewrite this bit and real women have curves and normal centered belly buttons er we should be free to look like whatever we want so we demand a law to ban this kind of image.
Thanks to Sarah L, via Jezebel! Original here!
The best thing about German is how it comes up with words like Schweinegrippe. The worst symptom of Schweinegrippe? Dreifingerig! Dreifingerigkeit!
Thanks to Silvia! Original is here!
The best thing about German is how it comes up with words like Schweinegrippe. The worst symptom of Schweinegrippe? Dreifingerig! Dreifingerigkeit!
Thanks to Silvia! Original is here!
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