Vegetarian Times: Funny Bones? Check.

CALCIUM DEFICIENCY!

Thanks to Paul!

Vegetarian Times: Funny Bones? Check.

CALCIUM DEFICIENCY!

Thanks to Paul!

Apple: That's A One Killer Bite Download

What new features are in Slow Leopard 10.6.3?

• Desktop wallpapers now feature 90% less blood-spattering

Thanks to Vincent and everyone else who sent this in! Gizmodo article here! Even more pedantile analysis here!

Apple: That's A One Killer Bite Download

What new features are in Slow Leopard 10.6.3?

• Desktop wallpapers now feature 90% less blood-spattering

Thanks to Vincent and everyone else who sent this in! Gizmodo article here! Even more pedantile analysis here!

Hyatt: Perhaps They're Masons

I'm just going to leave this here and see if anyone notices.

Thanks to Drew!

Hyatt: Perhaps They're Masons

I'm just going to leave this here and see if anyone notices.

Thanks to Drew!

Rolling Stones: Why, man?

Hey cool compilation of rare tracks. Awesome. Love the pic. Features the original line up, right?



Ohhhhhh. And only the guitar lead is left.

Thanks to Jake! Original is here!

Rolling Stones: Why, man?

Hey cool compilation of rare tracks. Awesome. Love the pic. Features the original line up, right?



Ohhhhhh. And only the guitar lead is left.

Thanks to Jake! Original is here!

Chanel: Barny

Do you work at Chanel? Did you do this? And this? Don't commit suicide, tell us how this train wreck happened!

Thanks to Late!

Chanel: Barny

Do you work at Chanel? Did you do this? And this? Don't commit suicide, tell us how this train wreck happened!

Thanks to Late!

Blédina: Mushroom Of The Thinking And Of Evil

Hey Blédilait, that's cool. What's it got in it? Toxic waste? Awesome.

Thanks to Carollink!

Blédina: Mushroom Of The Thinking And Of Evil

Hey Blédilait, that's cool. What's it got in it? Toxic waste? Awesome.

Thanks to Carollink!

Chateau d'Ax: Derrrrrn derrrrn

Chateau d'Ax (ie: Cat-water of the Axe) sell ghost furniture. Ghost furniture. Wooooooo. Ghost furniture.

Thanks to Thomas!

Chateau d'Ax: Derrrrrn derrrrn

Chateau d'Ax (ie: Cat-water of the Axe) sell ghost furniture. Ghost furniture. Wooooooo. Ghost furniture.

Thanks to Thomas!

Føtex: Off The Peg

You know, I don't think you're supposed to see the clothespins.

Thanks to Martin! Original is here!

Føtex: Off The Peg

You know, I don't think you're supposed to see the clothespins.

Thanks to Martin! Original is here!

Newegg: That's Gotta Hurt

I'm terribly sorry but your child has MSI.

Thanks to Diana! Original is here!

Newegg: That's Gotta Hurt

I'm terribly sorry but your child has MSI.

Thanks to Diana! Original is here!

Dell: To The Stocks!

Maybe we should club together and send Michael Dell a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Thanks to Rick! See for yourself!

Edit: iStockphoto emailed me this (frankly rather optimistic) message:
Please understand that this oversight has been corrected by our client Dell. Dell is a respected client of iStockphoto and we are happy to maintain that relationship with them. We are asking kindly that you please remove the article as soon as possible as to not damage our client’s reputation or bring any further attention to this embarrassing oversight.

Dell: To The Stocks!

Maybe we should club together and send Michael Dell a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Thanks to Rick! See for yourself!

Edit: iStockphoto emailed me this (frankly rather optimistic) message:
Please understand that this oversight has been corrected by our client Dell. Dell is a respected client of iStockphoto and we are happy to maintain that relationship with them. We are asking kindly that you please remove the article as soon as possible as to not damage our client’s reputation or bring any further attention to this embarrassing oversight.

German Ice Cream: Clipping Path Of Doom

Duh, it isn't a PsD because the lid is see-through. And there just happens to be an owl-shaped white balloon behind it that just makes it look as though it is a disaster, even though it isn't really. PsD sucks.

Thanks to David!

German Ice Cream: Clipping Path Of Doom

Duh, it isn't a PsD because the lid is see-through. And there just happens to be an owl-shaped white balloon behind it that just makes it look as though it is a disaster, even though it isn't really. PsD sucks.

Thanks to David!

Tommy Hilfiger: Embarrassing Position

Main responsibilities: fulfilling our clumsily-worded diversity quota.

Thanks to Luiz! Original is here!

Tommy Hilfiger: Embarrassing Position

Main responsibilities: fulfilling our clumsily-worded diversity quota.

Thanks to Luiz! Original is here!

Oprah: Airbrush Tool Does Have Settings You Know

I know what you're thinking and you're correct. Oprah is the captain from WALL-E.

Thanks to Rebecca!

Oprah: Airbrush Tool Does Have Settings You Know

I know what you're thinking and you're correct. Oprah is the captain from WALL-E.

Thanks to Rebecca!

Executive Digest: Head Transplant Partial Success

Wow, those Gillette razors make your neck look awesome! And your hand cream must be amazing!

Thanks to Pedro!

Executive Digest: Head Transplant Partial Success

Wow, those Gillette razors make your neck look awesome! And your hand cream must be amazing!

Thanks to Pedro!

Alice In Wonderland: Feet'll Distress

Yo Disney, maybe you wanna master the 2D artwork before you start with the 3D? Ya know what I'm saying?

Thanks to Yuna! Bigger version here!

Alice In Wonderland: Feet'll Distress

Yo Disney, maybe you wanna master the 2D artwork before you start with the 3D? Ya know what I'm saying?

Thanks to Yuna! Bigger version here!

The Penthouse: Really?

Really? I mean, really?

Thanks to August and GP!

The Penthouse: Really?

Really? I mean, really?

Thanks to August and GP!

Don McKay: I'm Stumpy, The Janitor

"Oh look, there's one of my feet."

Thanks to Jorge! Original is here!

Don McKay: I'm Stumpy, The Janitor

"Oh look, there's one of my feet."

Thanks to Jorge! Original is here!

Rock It: Amputation Was A Joint Decision

I guess Lebe Deinen Traum means Fatal Leg Trauma in German.

Thanks to Maren! Bigger version here!

Rock It: Amputation Was A Joint Decision

I guess Lebe Deinen Traum means Fatal Leg Trauma in German.

Thanks to Maren! Bigger version here!

The Librarian: Shhhhhhhh!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

The Librarian: Shhhhhhhh!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

Multiple Sclerosis: Makes Your Arms Fall Off

Genius. An image that totally conveys being afflicted with the inability to do the simplest tasks.

Thanks to Lauren and everyone else who sent this in. Original is here!

Multiple Sclerosis: Makes Your Arms Fall Off

Genius. An image that totally conveys being afflicted with the inability to do the simplest tasks.

Thanks to Lauren and everyone else who sent this in. Original is here!

Justin Time: Intersecting People On Giant Towel

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

Justin Time: Intersecting People On Giant Towel

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

Skoda: How Not To Save Airfare

One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup.

Thanks to Pavels! Original is here!

Skoda: How Not To Save Airfare

One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup.

Thanks to Pavels! Original is here!

Honda: Splat!

The Power of Dreams. Specifically, that dream where a baker played by a young John Malkovich is screaming and his feet are on backwards.

Props to August!

Honda: Splat!

The Power of Dreams. Specifically, that dream where a baker played by a young John Malkovich is screaming and his feet are on backwards.

Props to August!