Stocking Girl: You Got Hosed

Hey good move. It isn't as though your business depends on the quality of your photography or anything.

Thanks to Semih! Original is here! Happy New Year everyone!

Stocking Girl: You Got Hosed

Hey good move. It isn't as though your business depends on the quality of your photography or anything.

Thanks to Semih! Original is here! Happy New Year everyone!

Galapagos Explorer: Uh huh

What? How dare you impugn that this image is a fabrication! How dare you!

Thanks to AH! Original is here!

Galapagos Explorer: Uh huh

What? How dare you impugn that this image is a fabrication! How dare you!

Thanks to AH! Original is here!

Crazy On The Outside: Attack Of The Cutouts

HEY YOU THERE, I need you to put a poster together for this movie and we only have a bunch of OLD HEADSHOTS to work with and we need finished artwork in TEN MINUTES and then we're going to FIRE YOU. GET STARTED!

Thanks to Chris! Bigger version HERE!

Crazy On The Outside: Attack Of The Cutouts

HEY YOU THERE, I need you to put a poster together for this movie and we only have a bunch of OLD HEADSHOTS to work with and we need finished artwork in TEN MINUTES and then we're going to FIRE YOU. GET STARTED!

Thanks to Chris! Bigger version HERE!

Asos: Mayday!

Looks as though someone didn't read the washing instructions.

Thanks to Scott and everyone else who sent this in!

Asos: Mayday!

Looks as though someone didn't read the washing instructions.

Thanks to Scott and everyone else who sent this in!

Playboy: The War On Tara

1. Tara Reid has too many slices of pizza.
2. Photographer politely ignores hideously unattractive stomach.
3. Stylist not going to go there.
4. Half dozen other people on set also fail to notice, don't care, or don't want to incur wrath of Ms Reid.
5. Ms Reid gets check, disappears.
6. Art Director looks at contact sheet, selects image with hideous stomach, possibly because all the other images are even worse.
7. Everyone now hates this story.
8. AD assigns retouching to intern who has no concept of opacity setting in brush tool.
9. Assignation of blame begins.

Original courtesy of Perez Hilton^[NSFW]! Thanks to SAK and everyone else who sent this in!

Playboy: The War On Tara

1. Tara Reid has too many slices of pizza.
2. Photographer politely ignores hideously unattractive stomach.
3. Stylist not going to go there.
4. Half dozen other people on set also fail to notice, don't care, or don't want to incur wrath of Ms Reid.
5. Ms Reid gets check, disappears.
6. Art Director looks at contact sheet, selects image with hideous stomach, possibly because all the other images are even worse.
7. Everyone now hates this story.
8. AD assigns retouching to intern who has no concept of opacity setting in brush tool.
9. Assignation of blame begins.

Original courtesy of Perez Hilton^[NSFW]! Thanks to SAK and everyone else who sent this in!

Lost: Unexplained Logical Discrepancy Shocker

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Original is here! Thanks to Emily R!

Lost: Unexplained Logical Discrepancy Shocker

So it t erious Jacob character ▒tually the Photoshop. 1516.ating the Swan station with the lasso tool after all. Also, the clone ▒▒▒ at all times tѠLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ߥߝ߁߄. Dad?

Original is here! Thanks to Emily R!

YSL: Craptacular Noodly Appendage

Yes, we get the olde-worlde-tinted-photo schtick. Very nice. What we don't get is the Monty Python-inspired left leg. Is she supposed to be wearing flesh-tone latex pantyhose or something? Is her toe touching the ground in front of her? How come her body throws a shadow but her leg doesn't?

Fun fact: Yves Saint Laurent is a brand of Gucci, a company with revenues of €2.2 billion.

Thanks to Christophe! Original is here!

YSL: Craptacular Noodly Appendage

Yes, we get the olde-worlde-tinted-photo schtick. Very nice. What we don't get is the Monty Python-inspired left leg. Is she supposed to be wearing flesh-tone latex pantyhose or something? Is her toe touching the ground in front of her? How come her body throws a shadow but her leg doesn't?

Fun fact: Yves Saint Laurent is a brand of Gucci, a company with revenues of €2.2 billion.

Thanks to Christophe! Original is here!

Azzaro: Stumpy's Last Gig

Arrrrr! I lost that leg on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea's a terrible mistress, arr. I'll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy scurvers, ye [continues forever]

Thanks to Stela!

Azzaro: Stumpy's Last Gig

Arrrrr! I lost that leg on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea's a terrible mistress, arr. I'll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy scurvers, ye [continues forever]

Thanks to Stela!

Microsoft: The Ironing Is Delicious

Microsoft, founder member of the Business Software Alliance, doesn't think that copyright laws apply to itself.

Edit: This is from some static Bing spam; it isn't search results.

Thanks to Alex!

Microsoft: The Ironing Is Delicious

Microsoft, founder member of the Business Software Alliance, doesn't think that copyright laws apply to itself.

Edit: This is from some static Bing spam; it isn't search results.

Thanks to Alex!

Kenwood: The Right To Bare Arms

You ain't from around these here parts, are you boy?

Thanks to Sam! Original is here!^[PDF]

Kenwood: The Right To Bare Arms

You ain't from around these here parts, are you boy?

Thanks to Sam! Original is here!^[PDF]

Takko: Mmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm no.

I don't care if you have been crushed against the wall! Keep smiling!

Thanks to Neil!

Takko: Mmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm no.

I don't care if you have been crushed against the wall! Keep smiling!

Thanks to Neil!

E! Online: Kardashians Polio Chic

EXCLUSIVE Preggo Kardashian Stumpy Arm Shocker!

Thanks to aaaaa! L'original c'est ici!

E! Online: Kardashians Polio Chic

EXCLUSIVE Preggo Kardashian Stumpy Arm Shocker!

Thanks to aaaaa! L'original c'est ici!