My Ballet Studio: Your First Position Looks Like Number Two

Usually I don't care for plain old bad Photoshopping. But in this instance, where a designer has gone beyond the realm of jejune lameness to deliver a piece of trainwreckage so astonishingly feeble, so outrageously inept, so overwhelmingly half-assed - that the senses are intoxicated by powerful wave after wave of revulsion and sadness, I make an exception.

Thanks to Andy and everyone else who sent this in!