Showing posts with label comping-trip-gone-awry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comping-trip-gone-awry. Show all posts

Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors




Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!




Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors




Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!




Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach




Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!

Props to Jordan!




Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach




Does your top lingerie model have a hideous beer gut? You need BeerGutFilter 2.0! Replace her ugly bloaty paunch with one of our massive selection of over four guaranteed flat stomachs! Super flat tummies! No more stupid Art Director making you do it again! Perfect for every situation! Order now and get TitBlur 2000 FREE!

Props to Jordan!




Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees




From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!




Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees




From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!




MSI: Most Convincing Comp Ever




AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]

Thanks to Ali! Original is here!




MSI: Most Convincing Comp Ever




AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]

Thanks to Ali! Original is here!




Hotel Coronado: No Small Feat




You can clearly see that the pool table has two cue balls! What a disaster!

Props to Neil! Original is here![Takes a bit of digging]




Hotel Coronado: No Small Feat




You can clearly see that the pool table has two cue balls! What a disaster!

Props to Neil! Original is here![Takes a bit of digging]




ASOS: Going out on a limb




BEHIND YOU!

Thanks to Alexia! Original is here!




ASOS: Going out on a limb




BEHIND YOU!

Thanks to Alexia! Original is here!




Nine: Lens Flare Solves Everything




HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE HAVE PHOTOS OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS' CROTCH!

Thanks to Fernando!




Nine: Lens Flare Solves Everything




HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE HAVE PHOTOS OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS' CROTCH!

Thanks to Fernando!